Cruise 2013

Go for it Valentine! If you have any desire to go- do it. I don't think anyone has said they had an awful time. Except for the sexual assault victim...

Interesting that after a claim of sexual assault they would even consider having a "VIP SLEEPOVER SUITE".

FYI: Some of the cheap krooz spots have OBSTRUCTED VIEWS for the shows!

I'm REALLY hoping they are handling this sexual assault thing in private. I can understand them not wanting to address it on Twitter or their website because it could be a real public relations nightmare if the media picks up on it.

Off topic, anyone want to start taking bets that the hardcore stans have these for each of the 5 guys??? Only $950 a piece! What a bargain!!

http://www.facechairs.com/

Nomtastic wrote:

Off topic, anyone want to start taking bets that the hardcore stans have these for each of the 5 guys??? Only $950 a piece! What a bargain!!

http://www.facechairs.com/

OMG. The perfect Christmas gift for the BH that has everything...EXCEPT a REAL nkotb face to grind their ass and ladyparts on! Do you think they offer scotch-guard protection? Could get messy...

One can only hope...

ewwww...face seats! LMAO!

Hmmmm, I always did want to sit on Donnie's face...

Tack on another $50 to the $950, tell him you're dying in 2 weeks and he will prolly let you sit on his face IRL. #RealTalk

LMAO!!!

He's a straight up hooker, isn't he?

Well, I wouldn't give him a penny to sit on his face, nor do I want that gaudy chair in my house. He's already getting paid by giving first kisses to the water buffalo...after they've paid for their cruise or M/G in full. I suspect allowing tragic virgins to sit on his face is the next logical step in his master financial plan.

I wonder what would my guest said if I've placed them on such chairs :p

Little time left.

As far as I'm reading different description of past cruises I wonder do I survive this one.

I'm going, have no idea why, but I'm going all alone. Maybe a warm piece of JMac will be somewhere around.

Is this board dead or what? I was hoping I would find some good reading material here after the SS BSC returned to port. Where's all the good tea dropping? lol. I read LSA, nothing too interesting there. I don't post there anyways don't have time to mess with the 25 post crap.

Anyways here is my one little piece of tea.. well maybe tea, who knows... not sure what new kid it involves though. So I was heading to my room on deck 8 about 3 am one night on the boat, and the hall was empty except for a rose tour security guy standing outside the room. As we passed we made some kind of small talk comment to the guy and his response was "no, I'm just waiting for somebody". So I am guessing one of the new kids was in this room at 3 am. It wasn't Donnie or Jon because they were still on the deck when I left. I am guessing it was Danny. The guy was standing right near the room of that girl who posts all the photos - Cuttersfutball or something like that. So he might have been in there just on a friendly level chatting with her... or nearby was a room of a girl who is young, pretty, & a Danny girl... who happened to be hanging out by herself on the lido deck close to the stairs just shortly before, almost as if she was waiting to be summoned for something. We tried to watch to see who came out without being too obvious, however in the 2 minutes we ran into our room to use the bathroom, the guard was gone when we came back. Nothing too exciting, but hell this thread is dead anyways a drip is better than nothing.lol

One other comment. I must say one of my favorite moments on the cruise was on the last night when Donnie called the people in VIP boring or something like that. lol. I was rolling because so many of the "famous blockheads" that think they are so special and important were up there. I've always thought most of them seemed so boring(reading their tweets) and wondered what made them so special...I about spit my drink out from laughing when Donnie made the comment. It did look pretty boring up there. In fact quite a few of the more fun VIP people kept coming down to the LIDO deck because everyone was dancing and having fun there, not trying to worry about what they looked like and kiss ass lol.

It is better than nothing thanks I would assume too that it was danny waiting for stair girl,if we got jordan ,jon or joe tea it would be shoking but the old wood ho or donnie kiss every stan is fun too.I read the only guys that really spend time on the lido were jon and donnie so what were the others doing if is true? Taking a nap and hiding from the crazy bhs?or something else?I agree with you about vip,the guys seem to always give attention to the annoying known fans,so they are always in vip trying to be seen,drunk.ass kissing and trying to act like they are bff with the guys but really,spending more time with security or crew.
You are brave for going to that crowded horny mess.anything else you remember let us know.

i would love to read some Joe Tea, cos i heard that he went to bed early every night. i cant believe that he just slept

gboobear wrote:

i would love to read some Joe Tea, cos i heard that he went to bed early every night. i cant believe that he just slept

He actually disappeared each night.

The great hero of the boat was Jon. An Donnie as usual, but I was truly surprised, finding that Jon have more fun out there than Joe, Danny and Jordan.

Jordan was like one hour long on each party, Joe and Wood maybe 2. Jordan even wasn't hiding his boredom and disguised.

As for BSC, there were a lot of them, sitting for 12!!! hours on lido deck. And I was called bitch (by them) just because of my look.

The only man wandering around the ship was Jon. Surprising, isn't it?

@ macdreamy what ???? Really ???? that s wondering and yup it s surpising. i thought we can get some joe Tea after the cruise.

and btw it s not nice to call you B... cos of your look, ehmm hello !!!! who do they think they are???? i cant stand ppl who acting like crazy chicks and think they are the best and something special. tzzt no words for such a behavior

i saw a pic of joe in read undies with his toga, i m not sure if i m allowed to post it. and i saw some other pix of joe wearing a ring but i m not sure if it s the wedding band.

gboobear wrote:

and btw it s not nice to call you B... cos of your look, ehmm hello !!!! who do they think they are???? i cant stand ppl who acting like crazy chicks and think they are the best and something special. tzzt no words for such a behavior

I am always polite and quite nice to some point, but really girls were really bitchy out there. I am sure if I or anybody else would go into arguments with them it could end up with a fight or something. A lots of jealousy, spitefulness, I thought that some of stories from the boat are exaggerated, but now I really believe to all of them.

Talking about Joe - I have no tea. Just one night without the ring, may be something on lsa will appear.

Yes, red pants blinking from under the toga are already all over the net As well as gray ones from under the kilt